"A.J. Rose" (Jonathan) (ajrose93) wrote,
"A.J. Rose" (Jonathan)
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Warning Stickers We REALLY Need :)

93!

(I posted this to a thread on solri's page already, but I rather liked it 'n' wanted to share. ;) )

U.S. Religious Publishing Law of 2005, sticker mandate:

"WARNING. THIS IS A RELIGIOUS TEXT. Such texts typically contradict themselves, always include theories contradicted by many thousands of other religious texts, and often prove highly addictive. Common side-effects can include delusions, draconian laws, terrorism, and war; prolonged indiscriminate use could, in extreme cases, lead to the catastrophic termination of all life on earth.

Use with caution."


93 93/93 -- AJ
(who has, btw, several hundred religious texts of all sorts in his apartment as he writes this, not counting the bazillions in storage)
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