"People try to pick up GIRLS, and they --
Get called ASSHO!
This nevah HAP-pened
To PABLO PICASSO!
He walked down the street,
Tha girls COULD NOT RESIST HIS STARRRRE!
PABLO PICASSO NEVER GOT CALLED AN ASSHO!
...(Not like you...!)"
93 93/93 -- AJ
(John Cale, was it? I'm tryna remember whose version I originally heard...)