I deleted version one, and would delete this one, too, but I adore z111's comment, so I'm keeping this intro as a placeholder for it. The final version is my next post, since it's simply more accurate. Darn it! -- Apologetic AJ]
What Z replied to was this part:
I swear to God, the next person who tells me the media have a bias toward the Dems is getting covered in Silly String. I totally mean it.