I've been sitting on this one for a while, and can (alas!) no longer resist.]
BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN
Ronald Wilson Reagan, fortieth President of the United States, who died five days ago after a decade-long illness, at 93 years of age,
IS APPARENTLY STILL DEAD.
Please stay tuned to CNN (and every other "liberal" "news" channel in America) for several more days of worshipful updates on this rapidly-breaking story.
[93 93/93 -- AJ]
(who voted for the guy in 1984, has voted Republican other times, too, and is just about determined now NEVER to vote for ANY Republican EVER AGAIN as long as he LIVES...speaking of unbelievably stupid propaganda backfires, from at least the Clinton impeachment forward. :/ )