Mah blood ran cawld when they took the stayge
Double-checked my ID! make sure I'se not UNDERAGE!
They din't wear undays, not even brassieres!
MICKI ASS AND THE ASS-KE-TEERS!
Oh yeah it's Crimbus!, ribbonz red and GRAYN
Hangin over tha lights an tha bomp maSHAYN
But all I could sees, and all I could hears -- ?!
-- Don't even haveta buy them beers! (Noooo) --
MICKI ASS AND THE ASS-KE-TEERS!
MICKI ASS AND THE ASS-KE-TEERS!
It's a show, it's a cause, it's a REVELATION!
Make your EARBALLS bleed wif da FASCINATION!
And from station to station, it's a pollination, make your shoes
kick your ears in syncopation,
-- Make them other acts taste like KENNEL-RATION! --
(And, no, I'm not gonna do THAT rhyme -- so don't ASK!)
and if it don't sweep the nation, in commemoRAtion,
well ah SWEAR to Cthulhu I WON'T KNOW WHY!!!
MICKI ASS AND THE ASS-KE-TEERS! (Ownnh)
MICKI ASS AND THE ASS-KE-TEERS!
MICKI ASS AND THE ASS-KE-TEERS!
Payce. Tip your wait-staff. :)
93 93/93 -- AJ
